ADVENTURES IN COOKING 105 VERNA N. BRADEN, Convener of Agriculture Mary M. BrouGHTon, Convener of Citizenship PIONEER WOMAN Contributed by a man who says his grandmother raised eight children successfully in the West when Indians were on the warpath. Grandmother, on a winter’s day, Milked the cows and fed them hay, Slopped the hogs, saddled the mule And got the children off to school; Did the washing, mopped the floors, Washed the windows, and did some chores; Cooked a dish of home dried fruit, Pressed her husbands Sunday suit, Swept the parlor, and made a bed, Baked a dozen loaves of bread; Split some firewood, and lugged in Enough to fill the kitchen bin; Cleaned the lamps and put in oil, Stewed some apples she thought would spoil; Cooked a supper that was delicious, And afterwards washed up all the dishes; Fed the cat and sprinkled the clothes, Mended a basketful of hose; Then opened the organ and began to play, “When You Come to The End Of a Perfect Day.” —A nonymous