GOOD SAUCE FOR ANY MEAL

1 cup good cheer

1 cup courtesy

1 teaspoon of hilarity

2 tablespoons order

1 cup each of grace and beauty
1 pinch of dignity

Mix well and flavor with a good appetite. —

Mrs. W. Laing

* EE HK

HOW TO PRESERVE CHILDREN

Take:
1 grassy field 2 or 3 small dogs
1 1/2 dozen children pinch of brook and some pebbles

Mix the children and dogs well together. Put them in the
field, stirring constantly. Pour brook over pebbles and sprinkle
field with flowers. Spread over a deep blue sky. Bake in hot sun
one hour. When brown, remove and set away to a cool bath tub.

586 -G- Steinbach, Man.