> with authority. He told this import-|

He began by alluding to the more or

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features Wore © er
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the Work of Scientists

2 Discover Secrets of Nature

bsclence ey gz men}

. Not long ago as time ts

Rrecikonca, the world was in a

f Superstition and ignorance.

be exact, our present wealth of

2 entific knowledge had its begin-
ming with the discoveries of Galileo,
| &nd Newton; and during the intery.
ing three hundred and fifty years un-|

" Feckonable progress has peen made |
Dr, Robert A, Millikan, of the Cali-|
fornia Institute of Technology, talk-
efl about these things the other night

_ to the members of the New York
_ State Chamber of Commerce, and
Anterested his audience deeply. The
New York Times deemed it worth
While to give his address in full for!
Dr. Millikan, winner of the Nobet|
prize for research work fn isolating |
the electron, and regarded as the |
leading American physicist, speaks |

|

Ant group of industrialists that pure
"science Was the parent of modern in-
_ dustry, and he amply proved his case.

less universal belief a century ago
_ that Bishop Usher's calculation of
the date of tion was Tt

From C

Commercial News, Spanvitte Tilinois,
First Paper To Use It

P

From corn stalks to newspaper in

six hours was an epitome of

achievement of modern science inj the south
e0-| q recent publication of the Danville, "°rthwest,” said the weather sage.

Commercial News,
A special edition of 100 pag:
printed on cornstalk paper, was i

ing the first time such paper
been used by newspapers.

on paper made from stalks grown on
| farms surrounding Danville.

creating a new market for farm pro-
ducts which once were merely waste. |

The corn stalk pulp was manufac-
tured by a Danville
made into paper by a manufacturing
company at Kalamazoo, the entire
process requiring only six hours ot
factual operation. Discovery of the
use of corn stalks for paper was
made by Dr. Beladorner, of Hungary.

‘was not known, he asserted very
positively, that this world of ours
has been. in existence for at least a
billion years, and, said the speaker,
“the human race can probably count
m occupying it for a very long time
come, say another billion years.”
Sin ce the period of time within which

iA

. ‘ably expected to take place that
makes. the outlook so bright with!
sn promise : and interest. “There ao the!

Almost with the pub.
lication of the Commercial News, the
Prairie Farmer, national farm maga-
zine published at Chicago, printed its
260,000-copy edition on~corn stalk
paper with the remark that this is-
sue was truly a “from the farm back
to the farm" movement.

Horse Was Proud

livery stables on the instalment plan.
A week after the deal had been com-
pleted he rode over to see the owner
of the stables. “Hyi de,” he began

eee Sea,
_ Dr h “of learning in the a |

_ Dillion years to live at least a mil-
“lion. times more wisely than we now
pve A glorious prospect indeed.

on the

satisfied with this animal.”
“Oh,” said the owner,
wrong?”
“She won't hold her head

‘I'm not
“what's

up,” the

er of progress during compara-
tively recent years, Dr. Millikan
“bs mn red quite conclusively how the|
jo and the aeroplsne, for example, }.
had been the products of scientific!
discoveries made by Galileo and)
eNevion and by others since 1580. The |
d march to these achievements |

been methodical and gradual. |

‘Do you practical men fully realize," |
“argued, “that the aeroplane was|
‘only made possibl® by the develop-

- ment of the internal combustion en- |

_ great captains of industry step in

do io possible by the development ot|
laws: governing all heat engines,
laws governifg dynamics,
the use in the preceding

d years of the steam engine;
was ®nly made possible by

only made possible by the dis-
ry of the laws of force and mo-
tion by Galileo and Newton? That
st the relation of pure science to
i ” And this was just as true
e radio, the fundamental struc-

of which has been built in the

h laboratories since 1910. In

anches of human progress the

story holds true. One step has

| to another. We are now moving |

tt rapidly in the broad field)
Sate energy, and in the ap-

ion of the scientific knowledge
“gathered in the fruitful century just
ended with respect to the elements
‘and the constitution of matter. Pure
science has laid the foundation for
“pplied science, and at that point the

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with their genius for organization
end production. If our great-grand-
srents could return to us for a day

1ey would feel themselves in a world
utterly new to them; yet a century
hence the change may be even more/
_ amazing. Men of science are prob-|
ing deeper and deeper every day in-)
to the secrets of nature. A truth)
learned today may tomorrow become,
a basis of a great and revolutionary |
invention; and as the world of think-|
“ing ‘men and women has moved up-|
ward in knowledge along material
lines, it has at the same time form- |
eG new concepts of the philosophy of
life. The quest for truth goes on.|
and it will be an immeasurable privi-|

colonel bitterly.

The dealer grinned at his client.
“That's only her pride,” he said
smoothly. “You just wait till she's
*paid for, then sec!”

It was
described as heralding a new epoch
in the paper industry and will be|

company and

Sir Frederick Stupart
Explains Mild Weather

Prevailing Winds Have Been From
South Instead Of North

The whole continent of America}

his been having mild weather. Mod-
erately mild, at least,”
Stupart, director of the weather bu:
reau, said in an interview at Toron-
to.
| season all this fall.”

|
“It has been a remarkably mild

|

Sir Francis}

“And the reason? Because we have |

stead of the north on

the | been drawing our winds stead'ly from |

“It is due to the distribution of alr}
|

es} Pressure.”

“And tho mildness, by no means,

Tt has been much
milder in the far north,
Yukon, as an example. Back in De-
day at Dawson City. The average
|temperature for the month was 51
below zero, But this year there
hardly has been more thah a day or
two when it was below zero. Theiw
{has not been a day down to even
{the normal December figure and it
has been much the same in the
northern parts of Canada farther
east.”

Sir Frederic was not prepared to
the whole winter, “It may well be
the rest of the winter, in the main,”
he said.

Daily Newspaper For
Falkland Islands

Enterprise Of Governor Is rears
ble For Its Existence |
A recent issue of the London
Morning Post says:—“I have before
me a copy of a daily newspaper
which is published’ farther south than
any of its contemporaries. It is the
Penguin, printed and published- al
Port Stanley, Falkland Islands, and
it owes its existence to the enter-
prise and assistance of the Govern-
or, Sir Arnold Hodson, C.M.G.
This remarkable production con-
tains 22 foolscap typewritten pages
printed on a copying machine, and
the cost is only one penny a day, or
2s. a month. It contains the latest
wireless news, accounts of the visits
of British warships, golf news, as

Mauves Newspaper Union

Good Taste
Diagonal closing of bodice, swath-

jed ‘girdle and shirring at one side of}

| well as of rifle and minia-|
| ture rifle shooting and other sports,
a Ladies’ Page,.a Children’s Page,
and a long poem on golf by the Gov-
ernor himself, which concludes with
the excellent advice:

“And do not, after every game

Recount the way you played the

same.”

Altogether the Talkland Islands
lhave reason to be proud of their new
daily, which the advent of wireless
has rendered possible, and I am sure
my readers will join me in wishing
the Penguin every success and the
largest Boab cir as

Take the |

cember, 1917, it was below zero every |

make any definite prediction as to}

that we will have mild weather for}

|sued by the Commercial News, it be-| 8S been confined to the southern |
has| part of Canada,
This
unique edition actually was printed

COL. HENRY COCKSHUTT,
Director, Canadian Pacifie Railway

Colonel Cockshutt, ex-Lieutenant-
Governor of Ontario, is a director of
the Canadian Pacific Railway, of the
Bank of Montreal, and Presfdent of
the Cockshutt Plow Company. He
was born in Brantford, in 1868, son

Owen Sound Man 1
Yions For 1929

Expressing the opinion that his

predictions will be eighty per cent.

correct, J. B. Bowes, of Owen Sound,

Ont., “the Chatsworth Sage,” has

forecasts for 1929;

January — Decidedly milder and
quite calm.

February — About the seventh,
strong winds, with rain and snow,
quite cold. Centre portion of month
quite mild; about the nineteenth,
cold winds, with rain and snow, and
quite cold,

March—Will be noted for its fros-
ty nights and thawing days. Last
few days will be quite cold.

April—About the first half of the
month will be dryer and milder than
average, Then about ten of yery
heavy winds, with rain, snow, and
very cold, Balance very mild.

May—About twelve days will be
very mild. About the fourteenth, very
strong, cold winds, heavy rains and!

of Ignatius Cockshutt, and was
educated at Brantford Public and
High Schools. He has been associat-
ed with the Cockshutt Plow Company
since 1884, becoming Secretary-
Treasurer in 1888, Managing Direc-
tor in 1893, and later President. He
served as Mayor of Brantford during
the term of 1899-1900, was Presi-
dent of the Board of Trade in 1895,
and President of the Canadian Manu-
facturers Association in 1906. He
Was appointed Lieutenant-Governor
of the Province of Ontario in 1921,
and served at that post until 1927.

. Last third of month very
mild, calm and dry.

June—First few days mild, strong
winds, heavy rains, and a very prob-
able frost about the ninth. Then a
few days quite mild. About the
eighteenth very strong, cool winds,
heavy rains and probably frost. Last
portion of month very warm.

July—Very warm and sultry, calm
and dry. However, conditions are
good for thunder storms. Last few
days, strong winds with rain.

August—A very calm and $¢dry
month, With probable rains about the
twenty-fourth. by

Granary Is Now Wiltermert

Bessarabia Faces Famine When
Wheat Crop. Fails For Second
Year

For two consecutive years Bessa-

rabia’s wheat crop has failed and
what was once Europe’s granary, is
today a desolate wilderness, with
famine in its wake. This summer the
rich wheat fields were devastated by
a scordiing heat and drought. The
unusual cold and heavy snowfall has
thrown the hard-working population }
of Bessarabia into despair.
* Bye-witnesses, who have just re
turned from the famished districts,
report harrowing scenes which oc-
cur daily in this remotest and inac-
cessible part of Roumania. The mor-
tality among the inhabitants hag in-
creased alarmingly, because the peas-
ants have resorted to the use of
roots, herbs and other non-nutritive
foods for sustenance.

With an almost empty treasury,
the new Maniu Peasant Government
has undertaken the gigantic task of

Very calm and very
dry till about the twenty-first, then
strong winds and unsettled. 9
October—About ten days of strong)
cool winds, with rains and quite
heavy frosts. Balance of month
calm and dry. 4

month until the last week, then
strong winds, heavy rains and frost

made public the following weather).

November—A very dry and calm|

Furnished
and North
Explorer

explora-
ily moving t-
pases, news
e-locked con«
in duo
measure

tere! iag Data Is
Rega: rding South
Polar Areas By

Better Baby Chicks |

Inspection Polley Adopted Which May
Have Good Results

A policy is to be put into operation
by the Department of Agriculture, at
Ottawa, to protect the interests of
the purchasers of baby chicks.. The
Baby Chick Association, representing
the whole of Canada, has felt tne noed
of some oversight of the hatchery in-
dustry, and their executive commit-
tee Has co-operated with officials of
the Live Stock Branch in preparing
& workable plan. The policy to be
known as “Approved Hatcheries"
provides for the inspection of flocks
supplying hatchery eggs and the cer-
tification of those that measure up te
the requirements with respect to Iny-
ing performance, health and type.
The inspection is to be done under
the direction of the Liye Stock Com-
missioner by district poultry pro-
moters and others duly qualified for
the work. The approved hatcheries
themselves are to be under super-
vision so as to judge of their fitness
to do business. Hatcheries wishing
to be classed as “Approved” are re-
quired first to make application on
forms that have been prepared by
the Live Stock Commissioner, on
which must be recorded, among other
things, the breed and variety of the
flocks, the daté the birds would be
ready for inspection and banding, the
size of the flocks, both with respect
to pullets and hens, and the name
‘and location and poapaclhy oe the
hatchery.

With the two oe ats
j Hon expeditions stead

ards their respective
ce their arrival on the {ce
tinent will doubtless come
course. Meantime, & Mas
of preparatory interest a
a legacy left behind
greatest of Polar trav i
‘Amundsen, the only man potte
reached both poles and the iy ee
stood on the southern extrem! Bee
the earth's axis. This eile
sclentist-adventurer Jost his ee
generous effort to aid in al ied
of rescuing the ill-fated ly sae
ty, headed by the Italian pee tt
Nobily, and the manner of erety
sen’s passing befitted the atte
that distinguished his ie b rota
career. Only a little while ii He
setting out on the airplane ee
from which he did not return oe
wrote for Nomad, @ bape te b
travel and adyenture, an ar a
really part of @ narrative he ia
planned about his polar explora ae
In its current issue, Nomad publi x
es the portion Amundsen had cae
pleted, making clear the marked phy
sical differences between the two
Poles.

According to the great Norwe}
the North Pole is an enormous sea
covered with drifting Ice. So far sa
Jmown, the depth of this Arctic
Ocean is about 15,000 feet. Con-
trariwise, the South Pole is an equal-
ly enormous continent, with moun-
tain peaks rising to a height of 18.-
000 feet. ‘The interlor of this mas~
sive continent consists of an immense
platéau with an average height of
10,000 feet abdve sea level. These two
contrasting polar regions have only
one thing in common, the fact that —

|

gian,

Famous Cow To
Remain In Saskatchewan

of being @ record breaker for wind,
rain, snow and very secidedly cold. |
1930—January—most of month a
record brenker for pees calm |
and dry. 4 -
February—Quite mild. 1
The strongest winds over the

December—Stands a good chance!

animoal life abounds in the regions
where the open sea meets the edge
of the fcc mass, ‘This, Amundsen
Purchase for $10,000 of “Canary| remarks is the only similarity, for
Korndyke Alcartra,” the Holstein the species of animals dwelling there
cow holding the World's record for) that do not exist beyond the ice bar-
butter fat production, from Ben H. | rer are quite different. The North
‘Thomson, of Boharm, by the Sas-| Pole has the polar and other bears,
was |the walrus, the scal and birds, But

Cow, Canary Korndyke Al
cartra, Purchased By Provincial
Government *

Whole earth will be about February
7, March 28, May 14, very persistent. |
| June 9 and 18, July 31, October 5,
| November 27, December 8 to 25.
ee, 43
Nothing Modern In
Scientific
Ancients Had Scinnts and Automo-

bites Opinion Of Henry Ford —
A and and,

Equipment

feeding a half-milli out

all other of our

of state A relief iF
sion which was sent to Bessarabia,

age existed in civilizations so ancient
that have no record ot

has the ploy
the male population in the construc-
tion of roads. To this mensure the

Geleaacal Experts Puzzled

Light Bulb Apparently Air Tight
Found To Contain Water
A scientific phenomenon was one

Gov gave its d ap-
proval. 5

toumania’s wheat exports this
year were the lowest in the history
of the country.

New Role For Lindbergh

of the results of a great hailstorm
that swept Johannesburg, South |
Africa. All the lights in a city flat}
fused, and when order was restored |
it was discovered that one of the]
electric bulbs contained an eggcupful
of water. A minute inspection of}
the bulb failed to reveal any point
where water could have entered. The
lamp was shown to a number
electrical experts, but none could of-
fer an explanation.

Need Good Voices

|

lege to watch the unfolding of a new] sxirt, are attractive new style fea-|

era of kncwledege.—Montreal Gaz-| tures seen in Design No. 980. The)

elte.
Grazing Leases
In 1927 some 9,777 grazing leases
were
ment covering an area of approxi-
aately 6,607,183 acres of public lands
fon which over 500,000 head of cattle,
sheep and horses were pastured.
hese are all in Western Canada.

ed by the Dominion Goyern-

collar that extends to lower edge ot
waist in front affords splendid oppor-
tunity for trimming contrast. As in}
lustrous crepe satin, it is smart made
of the dull side of crepe, which is also
used for cuffs and girdle. Flat silk
figured sheer yelvet, soft wool-
nton-faille crepe sill,

eatin, crepe Roma,
georgette ‘crepe,
silk moire, wool
crepe are
eae in

crepe
sinart §
5 16, 18 20 yc
s bust measi
% yards of 40-inch material
yards of 2-inch lace, as
, for the 36-inch size. Price

| 25c in stamps or coin (coin prefer-|

you ordered me to rub

with brandy, but I can’t)
——try as I will, T can't get the brandy
past my mouth.”"—Lustige Kolner
Zeitung, Cologne |
=

“Doctor,

N. U. 1765

WW

red). Wrap coin carefully.

How To Order Patterns

Address: Winnipeg Newspaper Union,
175 McDermot Ave. Winnipeg

Pattern No..

| China.
|

+ only reclaim 500,000

Some people wonder what the|
Mormon wedding ceremony is uke |
It's something like this:

Preacher (to gréom): “Do you!
| take these women to be your law: fully |
| wedded wives?”

Groom: “TI do.”

Preacher (to brides); ‘Do you take
| this man to be your lawfully wedded |
husband?

Brides: “We do,” |

Preacher; “Some of you girls there!
in the back will have to speak louder
if you want to be included in this.”

Under No Expense
An Englishwoman hired a French |
tutor for her little daughter.
“How much will you charge
legsons ?""
*“Porty francs, Madame.”
“That's too di IT couldn't
more than twenty.”
Ah! But you must
s born in Paris.”
That's just it. It didn’t cost you
anything to learn F;

for
|
|
pay|

remember 1

ie
Proposed drainage of the |
Zee in Holland is expected

Zulder }
to not |
acres it ce

the

ver
but also to prevent
salting of the fresh

continu
water channels.

A recent ait shows that 38
out of ey 100 farmers in western
Canada own a motor car and 18 oui
of every 100 farms have gasoline
tractors.
Automobile services are expected
to take the place of coolie pacting,
along the highway now under con-
struction in the Amoy district of

She; “They tell me she
that dress by instalments.”
He: “Which one is she wearing ?”

bought

| tinued:

cow @ tablespoon of

Little Alice aged 3, after she had
been tucked into bed was afraid of
the dark.

“There's Someone who always
takes care of little children, dear,’’|
her mother assured her. But Alice!

| looked puzzled and her mother con-

: “Don't you remember.

Someone up in the sky?”
Alice smiled back. “Oh,

course I do now—Lindbergh.”

yes,

What.Were Her Thoughts

The bumptious young man
trying to create an impression

arty.

“Oh, yes,” he said to a lady guest,
joy am something of a thought read-
er, I can tell just what a person is
thinking.”

“Really 2" queried the lady.

“Then I beg your pardon, I had no
intention of aaa your feelings.”

was
ata

Will Buy “World 's Champion Cow

Hon. C. M. Hamilton, minister of
}agriculture, announces that Sas-
peal cew en will purchase the world’s
| champion Holstein cow from Een H.
| Thompson, of Boharm, Sask., he’
| present owner, for $10,000, to prevent
the loss of his gulendia animal to the
| province.

London's Automatic Lights
One street in Barnes, London, S.W.,
for the last twelve months.
street-lamp is fitted with a silenium
cell, which is affected by either twi-
light or fog, and turns on the light.

Each

Vateriney Surgeon: “Give

this

the
mixture
three times a day."

Gile ‘Our cows don't bave table-
spoons.” Meggendorfer Blaetter,
Munich.

them, Henry ‘Ford is quoted as say-
ing, in an interview with Ralph Wal-
do Trine, published in the January
number of McClure’s magazine.

The Detroit manufacturer. accord-|
ing to the article, said a highly de-
veloped moral sense was the only
attribute of modern man that was
not possessed by ancient peoples, _

He believes, Trine writes, that the
moral sense was developed through
re-incarnatron.

“This globe has been inhabited by
intelligent people millions of times,”
| Ford is quoted as saying. ‘Very
ancient. people, I believe, were highly
developed in the arts and sciences.

"I believe they had all or most of
the things we think are the creations
of modern progress. I am sure they
had the automobile, the radio and
the aeroplane.

*T believe the time will come when
man will even know what is going
on in the other planets, perhaps be
able to visit them. The mind is
travelling faster than it did. The
distribution and reception of new
|ideas has been increased greatly.”

Should Use Local Paper

Chambers of Commerce are fre-
quently blamed for not getting out
more boost literature to be sent
abroad. Those who raise these com-
| plaints could do a grett deal them-
selves by sending out the literature
| that comes into their own hands in
|
|

the form of their local newspaper's,
Rest assured there is no business)
| individual in a town more interested
jin the growth of his community than
is the editor or publisher, for as the
town grows he grows.

|

has been lighted by automatic lamps_|

Sandy’s Love Letter
“Darlin' Maggie, I worship the
ground you walk on. I like to ses
you walk—it shows ye’re thrifty an’
vin’. The last time ye dyed her)
dress it looked smarter than ever—
next year it would look fine turned
ootside in. Yer hat’s a picter—it's
pretty enough to last a lifetime.

ed by Hon. °C. M. Hamilton, minister| the South Pole has no polar bear and —
of agriculture. |no walrus, its seals differ from those
Mr. Hamilton stated that arrange-| lot the north, and it possesses sea
ments had been made to leave the lions and birds,—mostly the penguin.
vow in the care of Mr. Thomson at! Amundsen describes the penguin as
“Braeburn” “farm at Boharm, six| the most characteristic creature of
miles from Moose Jaw. “ Having de-| South Polar latitudes, walking like
yeloped this animal as well as as a/a human being and a wonderfu!
‘number of: others with outstanding swimmers
high records. Mr. ‘ Thomson is proba-| Yet another difference between the
bly in a better position than anyone | North and South Polar regions is the
else for trying her out for mature) absence of human inhabitants from
record,” stated Mr. Hamilton. |the Antarctic continent whose aver-
Shortly after Canary". beat the age temperature is about ten degrees
previous world’s record, Mr. Thomson' lower than the Arctic. Yet the low-
received an offer from the manager of) est temperature Amundsen struck
one of the wealthy corporations opes~ there was 75 degrees below zero,
ating a large Holstein herd in the, whereas he encountered 80 degrees
United States. Mr. Hamilton saia ' below in the Arctic. The North Pole
that since this became known he had be remarks, is drifting ice and very
been flooded with requests from the} uncertain, but the South Pole can be
dairy organizations of the province, | located as exactly as is possible with
as well as from individual dairymen. travelling astronomical instruments.
‘and dairy manifacturers, that the|The latter region is an immense
government should take action to plateau, with no cliff or anything to
preyent the cow.going out of the| mark the Pole, a desert of unbroken
province. lice, and presenting a remarkabie
—_— {contrast to the North Pole desert

Origin Of “Hansard” ss its broken and drifting ice

masses. <
Family Of That Name First Issued
Reports Of Doings In
Parliament
“Hansard” is still spoken of in|
connection witr official reports of}

, Must Curt: Sretchoe

Alberta Adopting Regulations Tried
By House Of Commons

New house rules are to be applied
the Hansard rainy ceased long ago) during the forthcoming Session of
to have anything to do with them.|the Alberta legislature. They are
But for more than a cehtury “that modelled on the regulations adopted
family did issue them, and it is a in the House of Commons, which
litle over a hundred years ago sinch) Were given a thorough testing in the
the founder of it died, He was a/ last federal Session. The object in
brisk youth, He left his Norwich| both cases is to speed up the worl:
home with no more than a guinea in of the session by curtailment of or
his purse, got employment as a com-| atory and insistence on the presenta.
positor with a London. firm, and inj tion of private measures before a
a few years, before he was 23, be-| certain date.
came head of the business which/to forty minutes, except in the case
was worth $750,000 before he died. Is| Of ministers, Sroup leaders, and
it lack of chances or lack of enter-) mémbers when introducing a paver’
prise and industry which account for| ment motion.
our so seldom hearing of such rapid!
advancement today?

Speeches are limited

What Puzzled Hin

= Talkative Lady: Do yo
| uu know, b
Giant Planes Possible |fessor_I think you are reiute

Aeroplanes may become as com- wonderful. Has anything sa
mon ten years from noy as automo-! zled you ? IS ever puz-

|
|

biles were ten years ago, Henry
Ford, billionaire automobile manu-)
facturer, predicted in a press state-
ment at Washington. “There is no
limit as to the size an aeroplane may |
be built,” Ford said. “There are no
drawbacks from the mechanical
| viewpoint of increasing their size. |

A Valuable Newspaper
Schamson, of the Columbus News

There's nacthing I wadna dae for)
you, darlin’, If it wasna for the ex-|
pense of the funeral, I'd lay me
down and die for ye—‘Sandy.”

|

Gold Dredging At Medicine Hat

A company formed in Medicine
Hat with 90 miles of river front for
gold-dredging in the river is expect-|
ed to start work as soon us its)
equipment arrives. This follows a
two weeks’ visit of inspection here
by G. L. Holmes, a California dredg-
ing engineer. Reports appear to
promise well.

The Aztecs believed in special gods,
who brought diseases and in other

|soas who knew the healing secrets.

Company, Columbus, Ohio, has re.
fused an offer of $800 for a copy of
the New York Herald of April 15,
| 1865—the paper with the story of
| Abraham Lincoln's Assassination.
The paper originally sold for three
cents.

English Guide (showing places of
interest): “It was in this very room,
sir, that Nelson received his first
commission.”

American Touris
much did he get,”

‘That so? How

“You were miwWays a fault-find-
er!” growled his wife. “Yes, dear,”|
responded the husband, “I found|
you.” —

Professor (hored):
One thing has.

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| On rounds of
the ladder

| of fame.

Applause

“Did you have
| Seaside 27"

“No, unfori

Moustique,

Sunbaths at the

tunately,
Charleroi,