that the diversity of their other na-| Willingdon, Governor-General, mado! «uch an organization in the com- breakfastcupful h 4
trip, during which he hoped to! an! American legal authority, and] tural resources and assets is some-|in a recent speech at Ottawa, and | munity fen ata join as a gesture | sugar weighs half a pound; the same nea ss csctattite complex would =
| visit all thé Canadian provinces, | the words he uttered were in glow-| times apt to be overlooked. The re-| few men have had an equal travel | of Joyalty to the past. receptacle heaped with white sugar| tin” tris ccmtey set ne Pose

and a large number of cities and ing tribute to the hustle of British | cent official report on the commercial | experience or are better qualified to| The horse is slowly disappearing, | weighs a quarter of a pound. Finely fee F oe occupies among SS
towns. This plan was ried out | justice, fisheries production of Manitoba, | speak with. authority than has our] put the horse thief {s disappearing | chopped suet (heaped) weighs just Ee th a oF ee
fn fine style, and as there was NO) stewart H. Perry, a member Of| Saskatchewan and Alberta for 1929 | present Governor-General. faster. ,The horse thief is in fact | under half a pound; currants, raisins, hak C ET ee ee
election in sight, the Premier re-|the American Bar, and now on the| gives an indication of an important| No country on earth has a mora|up against it. ‘The breaks are|sultana, butter, and lard (level),| ena Bi pe) ‘
Be ceived a warm welcome from all) judicial Committee of the State of| asset probably not very widely |healthful or bracing climate than | against him. weigh just over half a pound. One| Potatoes to Brazil.
Classes. Everywhere the streets’ Michigan, had never seen such known or appreciated. Last year the | that of Canada. In no country on) “And what would he do with it?| level breakfastcupful of rice welghs Macaroni to Chins.
Were decorated in ‘his Honor, school | speedy justice In his life, market value of the fish caught in|earth aro living conditions mado) yfere association with a horse at-|exactly half a pound. The same re-| "420rs to Denmark.
children paraded, bands played, and “Tf you talk of the law’s delays] the inland lakes and waterways of|ecasier nor are they, generally, @9/ tracts attention to a man today. | ceptacle filled (just level), with sago, Pure seed to Russia.
enormous audiences gathered at’ over here, you are wrong,” Mr. | the prairie provinces had a value of | good. It is regarded with suspicion, And| tapioca, arrowroot, or cornflour Eggs to Buenos: Aires.
Scores of public meetings. Almost! perry told a reporter who inter-| $4,050,290, an increase of over $490,-| It is true that in Canada there {8| where could a man who stole a horse | Weighs a quarter of a pound. Jerseys to Mississippi.
all the .members of the Cabinet | viewed him on his experience. 000 compared with 1928. Of the| much wealth centered in few hands, | put it without arousing curiosity? If} Liquids can be measured by a sim- Muskrats to Germany. 4
were on the special train at one| «speed, celerity, and efficiency are | total Manitoba contributed $2,745,205, | but at the same time poverty as it] he came home with a horse in this | ilar method. Thus, two teaspoonfuls| Newsprint to Australia. :
time or another during the trip,| the words that describe British| about 67 per cent, Saskatchewan, |{s known in the Old Country and on] ay and generation the entire neigh- | are equal to one dessertspoonful; two| Alberta wool to Japan. ;
and many members of the Senate | court procedure. $572,571 or about 14 per cent., and | the Continent, is unknown in Canada.| porhood would notice it. There |dessertspoonfuls are equal to one Onions to New Zealand. _
and the House of Commons joined) “yt met Justice McCardle for the| Alberta, $732,214 or approximately |, In no other country is there a8| would be a big crowd around the + seven Rags to Czecho-Slovakia.
the party for short periods. » first time recently, and mentioned | 1g per cent. good, nor as cheap land, as there {s| horse in no time. are equal to one teacupful; and one| 00d pulp to the Orient. %
| At the conclusion of the trip Sir) that the body on which I serve Whitefish is the principal fish |{n Canada, and in no other country ‘The old-fashioned horse thief was | teacupful is equal to one gill. Beef and hams to Japan.
ee) t Wilfrid made a short speech {| makes recommendations to the Leg-| caught and marketed taking the | bas a man, without capital, an equal! picturesque and had a lot of cour-| Other measures are as follows: Honey to the Netherlands.
Winnipeg at a parting banquet. Th|jslature for improving, simplifying, | provinces as a whole, but in Mani-| opportunity of making a home for| age to the modern-day | One of water equals| Jersey heifers to Shanghal.
| this address he said that he found) an} expediting procedure. toba, pickerel is the Jeader. Other | himself, a livelihood or an equal op-| automobile thief. Stealing a car|half an ounce; one Wessertpoonful| Swing machines to Uruguay.
. in the four Western provinces @/ “He invited me to visit his court) principal kinds of fish caught for | portunity of gaining a favolves no risk in any| equals a quarter of an ounce; and| 4#llway tles to the Soudan.
most extraordinary spirit every-| this morning, and when I arrived I| market are tullibee, trout, pike, gold-| In no other country is a man the | big city today. Anybody can get|one teaspoonful equals an eighth of Soap to the Irish Free State.
where prevalent among the people, 8) was delighted to find that it was an|eycs and saugers. Last year 42,400| master of his own destiny to the/inty any one of a thousand cars| an ounce. Tollet soap to South America.
oe, spirit which not only did not exist) invitation to sit with him. pounds of the royal sturgeon from | same extent that he {s in Canada. In| ang drive off with it without any- Foxes and lobsters to Sweden.

Been Optimistic
Twenty Years Ago Sir Real
Laurier Commented On This
‘Trait Of Western Canada
Just twenty years ago Sir Wilfrid
Laurier planned a transcontinental |

in the same measure in the East, but
which never had existed in the same
measure there, He referred to the
remarkable faith in their future en-
tertained by each of the four prov-
inces, each claiming the premier posi-
tion, and added that as he was com-
pleting his auspicious tour, he shared
the feelings of Western people, and
was not only optimistic, but even en-
thusiastic.

Twenty years have now passed
away. The population of Canada in
the meantime has increased about 40
per cent., from 7,000,000 to 10,000,-
000. The bank deposits which were
then approximately $800,000,000 have
increased 150 per cent., and are now
over two billion dollars. The life in-

7

Speed In British Courts

Caviar From the ‘Prairies

Celerity and Mark P
ings, Says American Lawyer
Well may Mr. Justice McCardle
have seemed pleased a few days ago
when the keen-faced man who sat be-
|side him on the bench whispered a
word.
For the man in the lounge suit was

“You have modernized your proce-
dure, and we have not. We stand
where you stood 60 years ago.

“Your judges have much more con-
trol of the case. You do not leave too,
much to your lawyers, and so the
judge can keep the case moving.

“As in everything else, you move
quickly because you strive to do so,
thinking the world regards you as
slow.

Planning the Ideal City

Artificial Ventiation and Light Should
Never Be Necessary

With the city planning for human

functions and Bebe the scale

of our alters.

surance of the country has
from $800,000,000 at least 600 per
cent. to five billion six hundred mil-
lion dollars; Canada will pay this
year in cash to the life insur-
‘ance companies far more money than

ern Canada generally has had its full
share. The terrible event of the per-
iod was the War, with its loss of lives

Leads In Fur Production

world as a fur producer, say statis-
tics published in connection with the
international fur exposition at Leip-
sic, Germany.

The humble rabbit yields 200,000,-
000 pelts annually and next come
sheep with 26,000,000, moles with
20,000,000, and muskrats with 16,500,-
000.

‘That just as many cats as foxes
are slain to provide trimming for
women’s costumes is shown by the
tie of those two animals at 1,750,-
000. Gradual extinction of a species
is indicated by the fact that only 500
chinchilla skins reach world markets
each year,

Knowledge Is Limited

Average Person Does Not Realize
How Little They Know

How wise we are, how wise we be.
We have an idea that we know a
great deal about this language of
ours, yet half an hour's tete-a-tete
with a dictionary will show most of
us that we know very little.
For instance, how would you pro-
nounce coupon, combative, lament-
able, grimace, jugular, conversant,
address and inquiry? Easy? Look
them up. If you have six out of the
eight correct you'll be far above the
average—and these are very simple
little words, used by all of us.

Place Not Time

A party of actors put up for the
Next
day one of them observed wearily
to a colleague, as he rose about noon-

night in a primitive village.

tide: “Where does one wash?”
“In the spring,” replied the other.
“Laddie,”" said the first,
‘where,’ not ‘when. ”

“I said

When street areas are planned in
relation to the capacity of build-
ings, and when sunlight and air
are provided for every window, we
do away with the necessity for

grouped around parks and garden

ventilation and sunshine for every

and the radio are employed, social
intercourse is just as close in an
open network of communication as

means of transportation, our factor-
ies are no longer chained to the rail-
road siding or the terminal.

Gardens For Children

Small Folks Always Interested In

Watching Things Grow
Give your child a plot of ground
to till during vacaitno—not as a task,
but as a hobby. Get him a few
cents’ worth of seeds of some un-
usual late vegetables, from the store
around the corner, and teach him the
joy of tilling the soil.
Watch the sparkle in his eye in a
few weeks when he presents you with
a radish or a few leaves of lettuce
that he has actually grown from tiny
seeds, and you will be repaid an hun-
dred fold for any trouble you have
been caused. i
Next season he'll probably want a
larger garden and become an enthus-
last like you.

An Auto Health Test

French Engineer Would Have Periodic
Government Inspection
Periodic government inspection of
automobiles and scrapping of all
machines over 10 years old, is pro-
posed in a plan sues to the

spaces, and designed for thorough tensions,

Prairie Last Year Had

Production Value Of Over Four
Million Dollars

So famous have the Prairie proy-

inces of Canada become for the pro-

duction of wheat and other grains,

also a wide variety of farm products,

which the delectable caviar comes,
were caught, of which 35,300 pounds
came from Saskatchewan valued at
$14,120, and 7,100 pounds from Mani-
toba, valued at $2,840.

The total number of men engaged
in fishinty operations in the prairie
provinces is about 7,550.

Berlin Doctor Has’
Theory About Dreams

Says They Are Handy Outlet Fo:
Guilty Consclence
According to Dr. Frans Alexander,
Berlin psycho-analyst, bad dreams
are a handy outlet for a bad con-
science. They serve to calm the trou-
bled ego and quiet the guilty con-
science in “a decently comfortable”
way. It is necessary that an individ-
ual with a guilty conscience should
suffer and dreams offer the easiest
way -of again obtaining normal poise

are suitable to relieve disturbing
These tensions may have
quite different sources such as or-

Long Search For Penny

who deals with more than $25,000,000
every week, recently found himself
a penny short. He went in search of
it. Had he added up a stray fly's leg
in a column of figures? Was it an
error of simple addition? Was there
a hole in the petty cash drawer? Had
some one used a penny stamp and
forgotten about it? No. For two days
and one night the entiré staff battled
with those millions, and it was found
that a badly-written figure “2” had
been mistaken for “3.”

Canada’s First Post Office

Was Established In Montreal Nearly
Two Centuries Ago
A historic tablet, in Halifax, com-
memorates the following: “In 1755 a
line of packets was placed on the
route between Falmouth and New
York. This was part of a general
scheme for closer and more regular
communication between the colonies
and the mother country. These pack-
ets called at Halifax. In that year
and in Montreal was established the
first Post Office in the Dominion of
Canada as now constituted.”

Good News For Stamp Collectors
Consideration is being shown by
the post office department, Ottawa,

French y
Dealers by M. H. faites a well-
known French engineer, He would
have passenger cars inspected every
three years and trucks every two
years. Cars in good condition would
be given a “clean bill of health.”
Owners of machines needing atten-
tion would be advised of necessary

in two months.

whom he called in the hope of getting

“You say one thing to my face

custom was the clergyman.
“Tm sorfy,” the vicar said, “but

I'm afraid I shall be unable to be &

The man opened his shop, and did
quite well; but he ceased to attend
the parish church. One day the vicar
called on him to ascertain the reason,

“Well, sir,” the fishmonger replied,
“after you told me you get your fish
fresh from town I bought a radio.
Now I get my sermon fresh from
town!”

Has Good Grounds

Berlin husband is seeking a divorce.

repairs which have to be made with- |

Because his wife devoted her whole
time to selecting and buying shoes, a

for Owing to the inter-
est shown by stamp collectors in ob-
taining postage stamps printed
from the original plate it has been
found advisable to hold at the

No Better Country

Canada Best Place At Present Soya
Lord Willingdon

“Of all the countries in the world,

Canada is the best place to live at

the present time.”

- That is the declaration of Lord

The March Of Progress

Picturesque Horse Thief Replaced By
Automobile Stealer

‘There's another institution on its

last legs. The passing of an anti-

horse thief association marks the

last stand of the old-timer against

progress. As long as there was

Approximate Measures

Some Ways By Which Housewives
Can Determine Welghts
The following kitchen chart will
help housewives to determine more
or less roughly, the weight or meas-
ure of an ingredient when no other
means are available:

One of brown

no other country does he stand on a
more equal footing with his fellow
men. In no other country can he
secure an equal education for the
same expenditure of time and
money. No country possesses na-
tural wealth and resources and inno
country has man an equal chance of
taking these to himself. He has nel-
ther class or creed nor the accident
of birth to contend with in anything
like the same manner he has to
contend with them in other ‘coun-
tries. a

The opportunities are here and a
man’s reward is pretty much what
his ambition makes it. It is true that
at the present time we are hearing
a great deal about hard tines, about
unemployment, but just how much
real truth there is in these stories,
one often has cause to wonder.

‘A few days ago a young English-
man made the statement that he had
been in this country for two years.

in the harvest fields of the West
and in the winter he worked in the
lumber camps.

received from his p! He had

body noticing it. Be three or four
hours away before the owner comes
back. And if his car is gone he
will just get in some other car of the
same make and go home without
even telling the police.

But horse-stealing was something
else again. If a man decided to
get into the wrong buggy he had to
act fast and be ready for shooting.
There would be a posse after him
before he had whipped the herse out
of a lope.

He got no $5 fine when caught.
‘There was no coddling. They even
hanged men for it. If he got off
with a jail term he was as good ns
done for. A man can steal a dozen
automobiles and haye it overlooked
by the time the cylinders oegin to
skip; but a horse-thief was a horse-
thief to the end of his days—-H. I
Phillips.

Safe
One of the most fruitful sources
of errors in newspaper work is the

saved his money and next year he
was going to take up land in the

or means he may have, need ever
fear unemployment, if he is willing to
work and work hard.

And we are inclined to agree wi‘h
this Englishman, Canada is a lard
of promise, all it needs to make it
The Land of Promise is the will to
work. Possessing that will a man
whether a native or a stranger, will
find it the best place on the globe in
which to live.

A Safety-First Aid

Iodine Is Best Antiseptic Treatment
In Case Of Slight Accident

Very few people think of. carrying
ordinary iodine about with them, but
now that it is obtainable in a solidi-
fied stick, put up in a suitable metal
container, motorists, sportsmgn and
others will wish to possess some, It
is quite small and takes up very lit-
tle space in the bag or pocket, and
immediate application, should a
slight accident occur, may be the
means of preventing blood poisoning
as it is one of the most efficacious
means for the antiseptic first-aid
treatment of wounds and abrasions.

Entries From New Brunswick

E. M. Taylor, soils and crops divi-
sion, Department of Agriculture,
Fredericton, in a letter to the head-
quarters of the 1932 World's Grain
Show, says that there will be a num-
ber of entries from New Brunswick
in the competitive classes. To en-

postage stamp division a
quantity of such stamps so that all
Canadian philatelists can obtain some
of them.

France Has New Motor Law

courage, the

committee is preparing a memoran-
dum dealing with the production and
preparation of seed grain for exhibi-
tion purposes.

ately on an abrupt decline.

whom an optimist owes money.

thing of almost any com-
bination of letters, Other words
written indistinctly can be fairly

written name fs very likely to yleld
totally erroneous results. Yet in all
the cor that comes into a news-
paper office there is no class of
word that is generally more care-
lessly. written than people’s names.
The writers are familiar with the
name they are writing, but it is
unsafe to assume that the typesetter
or proofreader is equally so.

Food For Thought

University Professors Are Said To

Require Only Small Quantity

According to Dr. Francis Benedict,
of the Nutrition Laboratory of the
Carnegie Institute, “half a peanut,
or a biscuit, supplies all the brain
food a university professor needs for
an hour of continuous thought.” This,
of course, says the Manchester
Guardian, explains why university
professors are rarely found on fair-
grounds and competing in those feats
of skill or strength where the prize
is usually a cigar (complete with
band), of, ‘alternatively, a bag of
nuts. The reckless presentation of
so much food for thought might re-
sult in spontaneous combustion—the
unfortunate professor migh®go oft
like a tin of petrol, consumed by the
fearful energy of his own mental
processes. :

None To Spare

Little Binks had been invited to
a party at his guvnor’s house, and |
during the course of the evening his |
hostess, trying to make conversation
asked him, “And, Mr. Binks, have
you an ear for music?"

“Well—er—no, mum,” he mutter-
ed; “I can't say I have. You see, I

Ue wire and never touch one.

Agriculturists’ Tour

Rawhide Lasso Is Becoming Scarce

Considerable Care Required To Make
Them Properly

Although the modern lasso, or lar-
iat, is of a fine manila silk thread,
many cowboys in various parts of the
country prefer the original lasso of
their predecessors of the range,
which was composed of rawhide. The
“boys” make these themselves, by a
process of tanning which requires
considerable technique, and a great
deal of care.

After it is well tanned, the cattle-
man will trim the tanned hide into
the shape of a circle. Then he will
start at the outside, and cut a quar-,|
ter-inch strip until he reaches the
center. From an average-sized raw-
hide, he will obtain, by this method,
a strip of more than one hundred
feet in length.

Several hours are then spent mas-

course, on the final length of the lar-
fat required, and these are braided.
Each year, these rawhide “ropes’’

last a lifetime.

Maple Sugar Industry

Canada

The total production of maple
syrup in Canada for 1930 was 2,185,-
379 gallons, valued at $3,869,107, and
of maple sugar, 8,208,276 pounds,
valued at $1,381,513. The average
market price of maple syrup was
$1.77 per gallon, and the average
price for maple sugar was 17 cents
per pound. The province of Quebec
was the largest producer with 1,538,-
199 gallons of syrup valued at $2,-
399,590, 7,576,204 pounds of sugar
valued at $1,212,193, and Ontario was
next with 640,991 gallons of syrup,
valued at $1,455,050, and 482,467
pounds of sugar valued at $120,617.
Ther of both came

Information
For Pessimists

List Of Canadian Exports Will
Astonish Many People

It would be an education to them-

selves if some of that small band

of Canadians who seem to labor

Motor cars to Iraq and Egypt.
Rye to Norway; zinc to Japan.
Zinc and asbestos to Germany.
Codfish to Portugal and Spain.
Potatoes to Argentina and Cuba.
Silver and artificial silk to India.
Codfish and copper wire to Brazil.
Plows to Turkey; lard to Finland.
Agricultural implements to Chile.
Wheat to India; herring to China.
Pure bred cattle oo South Amer-
ica.
Aluminum and wood pulp totaly.
Oats and nickel to the Netherlands.
Rubber manufacturers to Argen-
tina. ‘
Cheese and furniture to South
Africa.
‘New Brunswick sardines to Aus-
tralia.

tests.

Live mink, salmén and furs to
France.

British Columbia whales’ teeth to

é the total amount of the life insur-|such a costly engineering device| in the ego. The dream, therefore, {s| }1e had no friends and no means, yet Writing Names Carelessly saging the leather, until it becomes | Japan.
ance in force in Canada just twenty | as the double-decked street, or arti- | an attempt to protett sleep by the|he had never been without employ- soft and pliable. Four strands are| Cottonwood to China; hemlock to
years ago. In all this progress West- | ficial ventilation; when houses are | aid of hallucinatory processes which} ment during that time. He started | Causes Many Errors As No Guess Is taken, their length depending, of | Japan.

British Columbia apples to many
countries.
British Columbia cattle and hogs

ps ‘and of money, and to this little atten-| room, the necessity for expensive | ganic stimuli, unfulfilled or repressed The work, he said, was hard, but| misinterpretation of people’s names. become scarcer, and even now, are} to Australia.
tion is now paid in thinking of the | substitutes like artificial sunlight) wishes as well as the claims of con-| the pay was good and he could not|In our pecullar system of nomen- very difficult to procure. If they are} Manitoba pure-bred stock to New aij
economic position. is removed; when the telephone | science.” ask for better treatment than he had | clature a name may be almost any- finely worked and braided, they will | South Wales.—Victoria, B.C. Times.

Africans Enjoy Shakespeare

z i Statistics Published In Lelpsic Show | 2 @ congested eae when | staff Checked Millions Before Error, Peace River district. And, he con-| successfully guessed at but no guess Translated Works Are Making a Hit
Rabbits Come First Ripa Boe Cerra eee: tee PON GS. Was Discoverod cluded, no man who comes to Can-|{s safe when it comes to names and|Maple Syrup and Sugar Produces} = With the Natives /
Bunny slests’ allvantmaais) jor’ the |uoe, Anes aun, motor, row ©) An eminent London accountant,| da, no matter how little experience | the most careful examination of a Large Revenue In Eastern alapanne

into Bechuana by Sol Plastje, a na-
tive journalist of Bechuanaland,
South Africa, and the idea is making
a hit among the natives, who are
greatly interested in the sayings of
the Bard. “Let me have men about
me that are fat,” is an expression
of opinion which they heartily en-
dorse, for all tribes believe that
chiefs and other leaders should al-
ways be distinguished from ordinary
people by their imposing physique.
One of the passages which they par-
ticularly appreciate is “When beg-
gars die there are no comets seen:
the heavens themselves blaze forth
the death of princes.” For the na-

from the provinces of Nova Scotia
and New Brunswick. Maple syrup
and maple sugar are products of the
maple trees, which thrive in Eastern
Canada. The sap in the trees begins
to run early in March. Nearly all the
maple sugar and syrup produced in
Canada comes from maple trees own-
ed by farmers, who find a ready mar-
ket for the yield.

Gratuitous Advice

The Habit Of Giving Advice Freely
Is a Common Failing

‘The giving of gratuitous advice is
one of the most used and most abused
exercises of the human intellect.
Men have always found it very diffi-
cult to resist the temptation to tell
their fellows what to do and how to
do it. The tendency to adopt the
practice as between nations is an in-
teresting development. Peoples, and
no longer merely individuals, are be-

peculiar fitness to tell their nelgh-

3 Record

Homestead entries taken out

z through the Dominion Land Office at
i Apia tic debate Ta aad Edmonton during the month of
AR pene ee March, broke all records for that

month with a total of 277 homesteads

Idier grants, whieh com-
0 homesteads in March,
, the previous record for March.

Europe's Hungriest King

The hungriest King was Louls XIV.
of France. It is on record that at one
meal he ate four plates of different
soups, a whole pheasant, a partridge,
a plate of salad, some roast mutton,
two large slices of ham, a fair share
of pastry, and then a desert of fruit |
and preserves.

&

ginning to be aware of their own|

tive has always read notable
events such as the birth or death of
a ruler or brave warrior in the ap-
pearance of comets, meteors, and
similar phenomena.

A Real Diplomat

‘That a certain young man {fs wise
beyond his years was proved when
he paused before answering a widow
who had asked him to guess her age.

“You must have some idea,” she
sald.

“I have several ideas,” said the
young man ,with a smile. “The only
trouble is that I hesitate whether to
make you ten years younger on ac-
count of your looks or ten years old-
er on account of your brains.”

New Equipment For Firemen

Firemen of Berlin, Germany, may
go into burning buildings with a cov-
ering of water released from the top
of their helmets, if a new invention,
recently tested by the department, is
adopted. The helmet spray consists
of a nozzlelike device which throws

‘i pace pe According to a new government| Mother: “Johnny, if you cat moro| have only two—and one's for the|Pors how they ought to manage | water in a circular direction from tha
¢ “Now, Jimmy, can you tell me what Worked Both Ways decree all motor vehicles registered | cake, vaul but ae Salen) and I use the other as a Pa iameaaieae te aaa iy pet top of the headpiece,

ad we get from the sun, but not from Aiba in thas Waal Countey da in France hereafter must be equipped Johnny: ell, pass the cake and | penrack! peered s chet ie fa _ rs : a “ Ae
the moon?” asked his teacher. wns eeu es intry de-| with independently controlled brake| get outa the way. a ig nthe international sphere.| Mrs, Higgs (with superior alr):
# “Oh, yes, sir!” said Jimmy, |Cided to set bimself up as 4 fish-| systems, each of which must be cap- es ‘A bat, with its eyes taped shut, |!t notoriously fails to do so as be-| and don't forget, my ‘usband saw

4 “Freckles.” monger. Among the people upon| able of stopping the machine immedi-| Sometimes a pessimist 1s a man to) can fly about a room criss-crossed | ee? man and man —London Times. | petter days afore I married ‘im.

Mrs. Briggs (with deep meaning):
Tl bet he did, too!

Gatiadian: quel’ taTapast inilldsare

and another behind my back.”

“Well, I get different opinions with

different points of view.’ ‘—En Rolig
ae ae

She now has 75 pairs, he says, and
changes her shoes at least six times
a day, Every week she buys a new
pair, and so crowded 1s their bedroom
| wit that he canno'

“1 want to put an end to my life,
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