THE LIGHTER SIDE

"Brothers, " said the colored preacher, ''the subject
of mah sermon today is liars. How many in dis
congregation have read the 69th chapter of Matthew?”
Nearly every hand went up.

"You is de people ah wants to preach to, " the Reverend
said, "dere is not such chapter. "

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A colored man got into the balcony of a certain
church. When the preacher said something that
struck home, .he occasionally shouted "Hallelujah. "
While he was thus enjoying himself one of the church
Silacongs thought he was interfering with the orderliness
of the service. He said, "You must not make those
noises.” ‘Why not?” said the colored man; "I'm

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getting religion." Without thinking the deacon replied,

"Well, get out of here then; this is no place to get

religion!"

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The doctor went to see him, but the pastor didn't go,

For the doctor had been sent for, the pastor didn't know.

The doctor got rewarded with a handsome little check,

But the pastor for not knowing simply got it in the neck!

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